Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella bottom trousers!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Beirut force!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
Belize in yourself!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bette-lou!
Bette-lou who?
Betty-lou a few pounds!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty-bye!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bibi!
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolton!
Bolton who?
Bolton the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolzano!
Bolzano who?
Bolzano the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Borg!
Borg who?
Borg out of my mind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bush!
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cathy!
Cathyl who?
Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cecil!
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile this envelope!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Celery!
Celery who?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Beatle Bailey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Benin!
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bera!
Bera who?
Bera necessity!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bitter Bianca!
Bitter Bianca who?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn Free!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bo!
Bo who?
Bo Geste!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bologna!
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brigham!
Brigham who?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burns!
Burns who?
Durns me up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cabot!
Cabot who?
Cabotret!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cam!
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash I knew you were nuts!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castor!
Castor who?
Castorblanca!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher and share alike!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn't it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clarence!
Clarence who?
Clarence sale!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cliff!
Cliff who?
Cliff the hedges!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who's knocking!
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