Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cronkite!
Cronkite who?
Cronkite evidence!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cugat!
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a penny to find out!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dale!
Dale who?
Dale come if you ask dem!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darius!
Darius who?
Darius a lot I have to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren young man on the flying machine!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
I'll be Darwin you open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donkey!
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Douglas!
Douglas who?
Douglas is broken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Drucilla!
Drucilla who?
Drucilla kid you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cy!
Cy who?
Cy'n on the botton line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dali!
Dali who?
Dali've me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dave!
Dave who?
Dave for Night!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deduct!
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denver!
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Desi!
Desi who?
Desi'gnated hitter!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Desiree!
Desiree who?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dill!
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dimension!
Dimension who?
Dimension it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dimitri!
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dinah!
Dinah who?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dino!
Dino who?
Dino the answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello'n me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dunce!
Dunce who?
Dunce-ay another word!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin Hoffman who?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it'll make you feel better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!
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