Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!
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Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!
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Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!
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Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I'm fine, how are you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Huey too much!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima girl who can't say no...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Istvan!
Istvan who?
Istvan to be alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy ha ha!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow will you go!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hot Air!
Hot Air who?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin'?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
House boy!
House boy who?
Great, House boy you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard like to be outside for a change?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I'll go mine!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iglesias!
Iglesias who?
Iglesias idea I ever had!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-n't stop laughing!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ilka!
Ilka who?
Ilka-pone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great train set!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac coming out?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jackdraft!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jagger!
Jagger who!
Jagger'd edge!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Janet!
Janet who!
Janet'or in a drum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is too hot, ouch!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!
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