Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson around again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson buggy is about your speed!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Osborn!
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Othello!
Othello who?
Othello you thalked to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oewn!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philippa!
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me - I just got here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Raleigh round the flag boys!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Randy!
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rapunzel!
Rapunzel who?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
Raoul of law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rather!
Rather who?
Rather not!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosina!
Rosina who?
Rosina vase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam and shut up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally dance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara 'nother way in?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
O'Shea!
O'Shea who?
O'Shea that's a sad story!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who!
Oslo down, whats the hurry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home ...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pammy!
Pammy who?
Pammy the key, the door is locked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robert!
Robert who?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you'll be sick!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth of the matter is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sabina!
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I've seen you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can!
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