Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sebastian!
Sebastian who?
Sebastion of the community!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelly Cohn!
Shelly Cohn who?
Shelly Cohn carne!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherbert!
Sherbert who?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry dance?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Statue!
Statue who?
Statue? - This is me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stefan!
Stefan who?
Stefan it quick before it bites me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stella!
Stella who?
Stella want to go home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stepfather!
Step father who?
One stepfather and I'll let you have it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stevie!
Stevie who?
Stevie on?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sven!
Sven who?
Sven Brides for Seven Brothers!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sy!
Sy who?
Sycho!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teachers!
Teachers who?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes...!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock louder!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stacey!
Stacey who?
Stacey'ted until the bus stops!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stanton!
Stanton who?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sybil!
Sybil who?
Sybil Simon met a pieman...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tad!
Tad who?
Tad's all folks!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tamara!
Tamara who?
Tamara the world!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
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